Gothtard's Moon

Tis the season for a little Christmas whoring. My 15 year old sister is torn between her love for Jonas Brothers music and vampire boy toy, Robert Pattinson. Given the choice between making a portrait of either of them as a Christmas gift I chose pale and pasty Pattinson. I figure fanged freak Robert is playing a role that has pigeonholed his career similarly to his opposite Daniel Radcliffe, which I'm sure was unintenional. On the other hand, I feel that the Jonas Brothers are demonically harmonized creations from Satan himself. That being said, I am rather happy with my little sister's beaming smile on Santa's birthday over a portrait of the undead. I decided that it was appropriate given that Jesus returned in similar fashion. Maybe as my little sis gets older her tastes will refine to something more interesting like Wesley Snipes.